Yo dont text me then not text me
Just cropdusted the office
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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