i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
either way he was missing a nipple.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
