Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Is Oprah even human
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
