im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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