the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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