he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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