i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn