that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?