I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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