If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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