is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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