Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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