Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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