i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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