Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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