My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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