you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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