so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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