Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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