He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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