Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize