Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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