I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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