I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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