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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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