Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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