I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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