I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I understand Curling. That high.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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