He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
