So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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