Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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