BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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