We won't sleep together?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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