Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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