Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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