Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
