Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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