i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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