i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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two words: eviction party
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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