I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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