Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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