Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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