i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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