yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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