All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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