what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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