You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
a search helicopter?!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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