Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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