New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize