ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
handjob tips. give me some.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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