He disabled his match.com account in front of me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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