Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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