your thong is hanging out like whoa
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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