Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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