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If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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