its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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