talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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