It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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